THE DUMBEST GODDAMNED THING I EVER HEARD OF....

Okay, now we can't bring a lot of things with us on planes....not only in your carry-on, but on your person.......

nothing liquid or gooey.....no shampoo, lipstick, lotion, beverages, toothpaste, shaving cream, hair gel, Preparation H, chapstick, antiseptic cremes, liquid soap, mascara, KY Jelly, or C-4.......

nothing electronic.....no cell phones, Blackberries, PDA's, laptops, vibrators......

All this shit has to be stored with your checked baggage.........in fact, if you're going to the UK, you can't even have any kind of carry-on.....so much for all the travel pundits who tell you to travel light....nothing but carry-on......

Talk about being brain-dead....these regulations could only have been made by government employees....probably appointed by a brain-dead administration, as well....

Think about it.....whaddya gain by storin' all that shit in the baggage hold?

IF ONE OF THOSE THINGS IS ACTUALLY A BOMB, AND IF IT GOES OFF IN THE BAGGAGE HOLD RATHER THAN THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT, I GUARANTEE....GUARANTEE, MIND YOU, THAT EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GONNA BE BUYIN' THE FARM......PUSHIN' UP POSIES.....KISSIN' TERRA FIRMA.....

CHRISSAKES!!!!! Mental midgets........