Sunday, May 14, 2006

EATIN' THE PINK TACO

This billboard appeared a couple months ago or so......I gave it maybe a few weeks before some prudish Priscilla or religious wingnut would whine loud enough to make it disappear.....wrong.....

One has to guess that the reason is that those totally insular types probably saw it and said "Huh?"......Sorta like when I walked through the TV room a while back while my wife was watching one of those numerous and endless awards shows........Charlize Theron was at the podium talking about wearing a tight-fitting body suit "cameltoe and all".....I fell on the floor laughing.....my wife said "Huh?"......

This Chino Latino outfit has a great sense of humor, evident not only by their billboards, but even their menu......they're a restaurant that offers "Street food from the hot zones" from around the world....spicy shit....not my bag, but.....

Wanna make a reservation? "For a good time call Laurie 612-824-PUPU"

And you can "Party till you phuket"......and "Threesomes encouraged."

Some items on the menu:

Hot and Sticky Jungle Wings
The Three-Way (any 3 sides)
Cap'n Crunchy Lobster Roll
Siggy's Naughty White Tiger Roll
The Weed Eater
Wasabi Tuna Drano Balls
Street Hawker Beef Satay
Ring of Fire Roll
Banzai Bullet Train Bento Box
Fidel's Capitalist Pig Roast (10 person minimum, 72 hours notice required)
Holy Santos' Sacred Surf and Turf (blessed lobster tails, enlightened beef tenderloins, sweet passion fruit sauce and devilish chipotle butter, amen.)

6 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

that bullet bento box sounds mighty good right about now!

and that billboard is for real?

hell we had a restaurant in my town that wanted to name itself

c.o. jones BUT the town wouldn't allow a sign that read cojones and yes, that's a truth.

4:12 AM  
Blogger Sir Lacksalot said...

Yeah, the billboard's for real.....and it's not their first, although to be honest, I can't remember the prior ones, so they must have been a little less incendiary....or even humorous....

....And the folks in your home town must be a bit more enlightened.....or at least more worldly.....than the Scandanavian knobs around here......

To my neighbors, the majority of my family members (including my in-laws), the clergy, the legislators, and the press, cojones would mean :

a)a type of seashell?

b)an archipelago in the Carribean?

c)an Italian sports car?

d)a pasta dish?

e)A Catholic sacrament?

f)Ooh!! Ooh!! I got it!! Joint ownership with an accent!!

9:31 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

the folks in my hometown THINK they're enlightened with their 3,500 dogs, their lexus suvs or hummers, their 1.2 kids, their designer clothing......sometimes i don't know how my family was allowed to live there

5:24 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

just found this on yahoo news

12:47 AM  
Blogger Sir Lacksalot said...

LOL!! Gotta love it.....

Thought it was interesting, too, that the author of the article stated that "nearly half a dozen" people objected.

Well, okay......four...

Well, maybe four....all were emails, and three were anonymous....my guess is one.....

So, evidently they're no more enlightened in Scottsdale than they are in Minneapolis....or are, and don't care....maybe even find it amusing.....which is a good thing.

7:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i'm actually NOT in minneapolis.............


hartford

4:32 AM  

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