LAUGH, OR YOU'LL CRY
A great example of absurdity, governmental idiocy, litigious surrealism, and the state of the society we live in.......
The following Op-Ed piece by Michael Crichton ("Jurassic Park", "State of Fear") appeared in the New York Times today....
"This Essay Breaks the Law"
The following Op-Ed piece by Michael Crichton ("Jurassic Park", "State of Fear") appeared in the New York Times today....
"This Essay Breaks the Law"
posted by Sir Lacksalot at 8:10 AM
3 Comments:
holy shite!
Well, I guess I can't say anything about that...right? Or can I patent "saying nothing about that" and thus have the right to sue anybody who doesn't say anything about it...er, I mean 'that'?
Well, I already thought about patenting "saying nothing about it/that," but I felt better served by patenting "cite example in opening paragraph with link as final paragraph"....
But, of course, my attorney, Sawyer Cumming, a partner in the law firm of Lettus Cheatum & Howe, specializes in
veterinary and holistic malpractice defense, with the occasional foray into the defense of Catholic priests accused of child molestation......
Accordingly, I have some trepidation about his advising me to patent the
"cite example/comment/link" formula, based upon his response to my inquiring where he located precedents or lack thereof :
"Well, I Googled it, of course."
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