PRIORITIES....LONESOME GEORGE

Santa Claus is coming to town......

Hu Jintao, the Chinese President , is scheduled to visit with the Bush Administration on Thursday...but first......

Let's place importance on the priorities of his visit......

First, a tour of a Boeing plant (he's placed an order for 80 of the aircraft)......

Second, dinner with Bill Gates at Gates' home (Chinese PC makers have agreed to purchase hundreds of millions of dollars worth of licensed versions of Windows)........

Lastly.......

A state dinner with Dubya.......who's anybody kidding? The prior two engagements have one helluva lot more importance.....this'll be just a kinda postscript.......his last stop, matter of fact...

Karl & Scotty: "Hu's coming to town..."

Lonesome George: "Who?"

Karl & Scotty: "Yeah, Hu....."

Lonesome George: "Dammit, Who?"

Karl & Scotty: "Yeah, Hu Jintao....."

Lonesome George: "Who's in charge?"

Karl & Scotty: "Yeah, Hu Jintao."

Lonesome George: "Dammit, you guys, who's in charge?????''

Karl & Scotty: "Yeah, Hu Jintao!!!!"

Lonesome George: "Who?........Never mind!!...... Who's in charge don't really matter, I guess.....
But who'm I gonna eatin' dinner with?"

Karl & Scotty: "Hu."

Lonesome George: "Who? Dammit, you guys, you make about as much sense as Cheny &
Rummy......Who?"

Karl & Scotty: "Yeah, Hu......"