Monday, February 20, 2006

COMPLETE THE INSCRIPTION......SOON!!!!!!!


President George W. Bush admires a bust of himself (what's the bust wearing? a flight jacket?) presented in his honor Thursday, Feb. 9, 2006 at the National Guard Memorial Building in Washington.

Okay, I'm sure that it isn't complete because...... ya never know....and 2009 is so far away.....too far away.......maybe a heart attack? Fallin' off the mountain bike? Bitten by a scorpion while clearin' brush? That bloated Cheney sits on him 'cause he didn't see he was there, a la Whittingham? Laura catches him with Condi? Intellect that he is, he sticks a nail into a wall socket (can'tcha just see him, concentratin' real hard, tryin' to figger out which end of the nail will fit in there, with his tongue stickin' outa the corner of his mouth)? He tries to read "Doonesbury" one Sunday but the strain of comprehension is more than he can handle? Putin or Blair figger he lives on Brokeback Mountain rather than in Crawford? His silver-haired momma decides she's had enuff o' his shit & cracks him upside the head? Ditto Senior? He decides to ride in a convertible in a motorcade through downtown Baghdad? Hillary convinces him that she just wants a one-nighter? God reminds him that it's me they trust, not you?

As you can see, the possibilities are endless....which is more than I can say about his intellectual prowess.......or, as Molly Ivins has said, "Hell, no, he ain't stupid......but he's......challenged."

My most fervent hope, though? Impeach the motherfucker!!!!!!!


2 Comments:

Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Ain't that somethin'? I expect we'll see it on eBay shortly. Maybe we could just scratch "Moron" under the name...

11:47 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Personally, I think those guard guys got something up their sleeves.

9:39 PM  

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